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The beat of WarmheartJune 25 Grow up already!!!!!!!!!You know I get that some of us want to stay young forever. Let's face it, no one wants to grow old. But just because a good song comes on the radio as you're driving down the road doesn't give you the right to crank up the tunes, press down on the gas pedal, open the sunroof, stick your arms out the roof, all the while steering with your knee, singing at the top of your lungs! Some people's kids................I am so totally disappointed somedays but then again I guess I was just.........
~Born to be wild..............~ (hehehe  )May 08 Ugh.......Something's not workin' for me? I'm in a funk............I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. I've been working my ass off trying to work some of my ass off and it just ain't happenin'. I don't always wanna be the person everyone else wants me to be. I dont' always wanna be sunshine and rainbows............I'm not really that person.........but I've always had the knack for fakin' things just to keep everyone else happy yanno?
My baby graduates high school in under two months.............my manchild is still stuck between a man and a child......I have a HUGH ASS birthday coming up this summer............and my body feels like it's on the downward slide. I keep thinking, if I eat right, get more sleep, exercise, I'll magically feel like a new woman
 ...........that just ain't happenin'. How come things never happen the way we want them to? And I want somewhere to write how I'm feeling without worrying about worrying anyone you know? I just wanna be me (no I'm not singing!) I don't need anyone worrying about me, when for the most part I'm tickity-boo.........it's okay to be in a funk now and then, my world is NOT coming to an end if I'm in a funk.
We have a stag/stagette to go to tomorrow night, and I just might dance some of my ass off............although I'm sure my feet will be screamin' at me on Sunday..........frankly dear............I don't give a damn!
Night! January 27 I can be your long lost pal..........I am totally old enough to remember the magic of Simon and Garfunkel...........
When you're weary
Feeling small When tears are in your eyes I will dry them all Back in the day when you were feeling a tad naughty, this one was always fun.........
Making love in the afternoon with cecilia
Up in my bedroom (making love) I got up to wash my face When I come back to bed Someones taken my place Ouch! The poor guy! Aw well still a fun song
 Anyway, personally I don't think Paul Simon could ever get old in my books, although this next one is getting old itself I guess, but I just love it! Hence the title of this blog......
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al Call me Al
When I was a little girl, I used to love listening to my Grandfather play the piano. He was such a beautiful pianist. Eventually he couldn't play any longer, his hands became so crippled with Arthritis, then he would just enjoy the times his brother would play in his presence, he would raise his voice to the skies, singing along, and we would all clap when they were done. But before, when he could still play, I can remember sitting on the floor, just soaking up the music. There was one song he would play, that even as a little girl made me a bit sad, but I loved it, and would sing along, in my little girl voice............ Where are you going my little one, little one Turn around (turn around) Where are you going my little one, little one No she is not moving out, no she is not getting married and no she is definately NOT having any babes of her own at this point in time. But she's my baby, and here in good ole Alberta Canada, this coming Friday, my baby will be legal age to paint the town RED.........she'll be 18, and all grown up, and this song came back to haunt me.........
 Makes me wish I was Benjamin Button..........
October 13 Frank, Sammy, Dean.....where are you???Well it's off to Vegas I go Baby!!! I'm a bit frustrated, this annoying fear of flying is really making it difficult for me to get excited. But when I push past those thoughts, and picture myself there with a great bunch of people, I do start to get all tingly! Oh wait........perhaps that's that pinched nerve acting up again hehe.
I would have just LOVED to be back in the day when Frank, Sammy and Dean were headliners in the clubs. Not only were they bluesy, which I absolutely love, they just seemed to love what they were doing. OH sure, some might say they weren't always the most upstanding citizens, but then again, either am I somedays, just gives them more real character in my books. Or how bout that Marilyn Monroe, I totally could have handled sitting down with her for a good chinwag, she had charisma baby, just something about her, and I think she could have used a good friend of the same sex to have the odd chinwag with here and there. James Dean, would have been fun to see if you could get that serious bad boy face turned into a smile now and then. Or Elvis.........well he's Elvis......what can I say! Guess I'll have to settle for the wax museum, which I most definitely will be checking out. Yea I'm kind of excited, it will be something like I've never seen before. It's a start right? Next trip..........perhaps a cruise, or a nice white sandy tropical beach somewhere. For now, I'll settle for an innertube in the pool, and a tropical beverage in one hand.
Hope everyone had a fantastic Gobble Gobble Day! October 07 I gots nuttin!So I'll haul out an old faithful.......
"Things NOT to say to a bingo caller!"
1) Shake those balls will ya! ME: "sure I'll just pick up this machine and get right on that now how bout you shake your own balls A$$HOLE!"
2) I needed (insert specific number in here) what.....did ya hide it in your pocket? ME: "darn ya caught me and here I thought I was being so sneaky!"
3) If I come up there to check the bingo balls will you check mine for me (greasy grin). ME: "Oh please, may I, may I? Nothing would possibly turn me on more
 "4) Call the right numbers would ya!? ME: "Seriously? I really was hoping that just for tonight I could call allllllllllllllllll the wrong numbers and no one would win.....wouldn't that be kinda fun just for a change
 ?"5) Let me win eh......I'm not here for my health ya know! ME: "No shit Dick Tracy.....the oxygen tank already gave that away."
6) Hey you put that in the wrong hole!!!!!!! ME: "Ooops silly me, I tend to do that now and then
 ." (ok ok that was uncalled for  )7) Do you mind if I touch you for good luck? ME: "Oh by all means touch away....there's nothing I enjoy more than dirty hands groping my body
 ."AND MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE!
8) Hey......c'mere......you best look at my cards so you can memorize my numbers!!!!!!!! ME: "Good idea!!!!!!!!! Just call me CARNAC THE FAWKIN MAGNIFICENT!"
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