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June 22 Third Rock From The Sun - or - One Brick Short of a Load..........or........my favourite............."They Came For a Piece!"........oh wait or is that "They came in peace".......lol
Darth Peanut: am back Sherrie says: ya well I wasn't Darth Peanut says: well now I am back and showered and sore and tired and ~insert naughty F word here~ WONDERFULL Sherrie says: oh oh you had messy sex didn't ya Darth Peanut says: no I just came back formteh Fair Darth Peanut says:and I saw a UFO last night as well Sherrie says: formteh.......is that like a new rock band or something? Darth Peanut says:
Darth Peanut says: from the fair Sherrie says: uh huh and did the lil grey men with the black eyes and the huge heads take you away and insert an anal probe? Darth Peanut says: ~~~spanks Sherrie~~~ Sherrie says: lol Darth Peanut says: no, and I am serious about the UFO Sherrie says: didn't I tell ya to stay off the crack Darth Peanut says: I had anothr guy who was dead sober watchit with me Sherrie says:
Darth Peanut says: you doubt me Sherrie says: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Darth Peanut says: it was cool to watch though Darth Peanut says: I really should report it I guess Sherrie says: yanno they coulda lasered ya then where would you be Darth Peanut says: who do you report UFOs to Sherrie says: if you think you saw a spaceship (nan-noo nan-noo) then I believe you Sherrie says: uhm I'm not sure........the paper? Darth Peanut says: ~insert naughty F word here~ them Sherrie says: what makes you think it was a UFO Darth Peanut says: the way it moved, the colour of the lights and teh way it disappeared Sherrie says: Well perhaps it disappeared because it had probed it's quota in the human species, maybe that's why you're sore Darth Peanut says: possible.......or Sherrie says: lol Darth Peanut says: maybe they ran into some security guys who told them to either pay up or get out Sherrie says: ooooooooooo and that would be you I'm gathering Sherrie says: Big ole tough Darth Peanut to the rescue Darth Peanut says: no I was watching it with the radio guiy from PR Sherrie says: well a radio guy should know where to report such things Darth Peanut says: maybe, I will look it up tomorrow Sherrie says: yes CoMmander.......hehe........
Sherrie says: Well CoMmander..........Scotty is trying to beam me up, so far all he got was my clothes. May 12 It ain't always about sex yanno!!!!!!Man that puppy dog is cute!!! It's a good thing she's cute, cause the holes in my lawn, the newly planted flowers torn out of their pots, and the pieces of wood chewed up and spit out all over the yard, ain't so cute! Oi...gotta love her I guess
 ! She's been making friends with the neighbour puppy! Pretty adorable. The other day the man and I were sittin' on the bench out in the backyard enjoying a beverage, when out of the corner of my eye I could see the cute puppy dog chewing on my flowering shrub. I instantly jumped out of my seat, waving my arms around like a mad woman, screaming out her name and telling her to stop. The man looks at me, because he's too comfy (or lazy) to turn around and see what she's up to and he says..... "What's she doin'?" ........to which I shouted, loud enough for the neighbours to hear............. "SHE'S EATIN' MY BUSH!!!!!" I dont' remember learning in Physics that you could shoot beer that fast or that far out of one's nostrils
 ...... "IT AIN'T ALWAYS ABOUT SEX YANNO!!!!"The nice smellin' Puralator guy was in the office the other day, you remember him right? MMMMMmmmm good......he smells so good, and he ain't hard to look at neither
 . We have a wee bit of a habit of making little comments that unless ya know us they could sound quite innocent, of course, too many know us so the innocent thing just doesn't fly to well hehe. So anyway, he hands me his lil thing-a-ma-jig (get yer mind outta the gutter, besides for all we know it might not be that little, at least that's what I like to think...) I meant the lil electronic thing that you have to sign saying you received the package (hehe....I said package didn't I?). As per usual, the comments are flying back and forth, with the other secretary adding her two cents in now and then. Wish I could remember what some of the comments were, but unfortunately I took too long to write this blog so they've all flown right out of my head. Except for one, either he or the other secretary had just made an "innocent lil comment", it was so innocent as a matter of fact that I burst out laughing, you know one of those huge belly laughs that start from your toes! The whole time I'm laughing I'm trying to sign my name on that thing-a-ma-jig, with the little stick that's attached to it. Not an easy task I tells ya......so I tell him "you made me laugh, and this little stick is so awkward, and now it's all messy" (meaning my signature ), to which he replies, "You were the one that held my stick that way!". I thought the other secretary was gonna fall off her chair.........oi....... "IT AIN'T ALWAYS ABOUT SEX YANNO!!!!!" On a side note, to those of you that have kept in touch with me on a more personal level, I thank you. Your emails, texts, visits to my blog mean the world to me. I believe it shows a genuine friendship, and that most definitely warms my heart. Especially when I haven't been around that much. The night job continues to be a thorn in my side, with one caller quitting and my trying to train another, this is proving to take a much longer time than it should. Hopefully it will eventually click for her and I'll have some relief. Rest assured, that when things slow down and I can catch my breath I will be peeking in on you more often. You know who you all are and I'm holding you close in my heart........~hugs~ February 03 Ouch....ouch....triple OUCH!A few months ago I went to the doc, can't remember why now, but anyway, while I was there I asked if he'd look at a little bump I had directly under one of my puppies.....er I mean breasts
 . So he kind of gave it a sideways glance from across the room and said "oh that's just a blemish, just pop it, or use a pin and drain it." I'm thinkin'..........not sure how you can come to that conclusion by giving it a sideways glance from across the room, but decided, who knows, maybe he's right (although I had my doubts, a woman pretty much knows her own body). So I let it slide and carried on with the appointment, now I know what you're thinking, pretty shoddy attention on his part, but to be totally honest, he's usually a fantastic doctor, and I guess everyone is capable of having a not so great day. Anyway, I'll continue to go to him, because that's how much faith I have in him.But.....moving along, the little skin coloured blemish, turned into a not so little, big red and purple and painful lump. Off I go with my daughter to her appointment, and I say to him "while I'm here, I really need you to look at that thingy that you thought was a blemish." I could tell by the look on his face he didn't have a clue what I was talking about LOL. So he has me hop up on the table, and his eyes pop open. Proceeds to tell me, he wants me at the hospital the next morning, and he'll take care of it. Oi......me and my big mouth!!! Turns out it's a Sebaceous Cyst. I have yet to decide which hurt the most, the needle to freeze it, the incision he made, the squeezing like a mad man to drain it, the cutting away of the smaller cyst he found in the cavity, oh wait.....maybe it was the PACKING of 4 inches of gauze
 ......decisions, decisions....woe is me I just can't decide! That is I couldn't decide till I had to go back the next day to have the packing removed, and more stuffed back in, only THIS time withought any freezing . Remind me never to whine about little bumps ever again. Had to have to repacked again today, however I'm growing accustomed to the pain by now, and it seems to get a little easier each time. Healing nicely, and hopefully tomorrow will be the last visit.The nurse I had yesterday is a fellow figure skating Mom, I know her quite well. She asked me if it was the same breast I had the other issues with a couple of years ago. I said "uhm....no it's the left one this time, it appears my breasts attract more than just men!" Let me tell ya, it's a good thing she wasn't drinking anything at the time! Since she enjoyed that so much I thought I'd share with her the conversation I had with my daughter as soon as I got home from the original procedure..........it went something like this:
Mom: Wow.......that was very unpleasant, I didn't even bother wearing my bra home, there's no way I wanted it rubbing against it.
Womanchild: Uhm...........
 .......Mother!Mom: Well sorry, but it would hurt way too much, besides no one could tell I wasn't wearing my bra. Mind you, I'm not as perky as I once was so just the weight of it laying against the sore spot is killing me.
Womanchild: Hey, I might have a solution! Why don't we just tape your boobs to your forehead!
Mom: Aren't you just the funniest thing since Jerry Lewis! I'd tape yours to your forehead too so we could be samesies, that is if they were BIG enough!
Seriously.......I'm not sure when she developed such a cheeky side, and I'm really not sure where she would get that from anyway, must be her Father! Hehehe.....made me giggle.....but the nice cozy pajama bottoms she bought me later in the day didn't just warm my legs, they warmed my heart.
It's been a very long, very quiet day. The Man and the Manchild spent the entire day fighting a fire. While I was at the rink for the womanchild's skating today, I was visiting with some of the parents. We were all hanging out in the music room, when a hockey Dad, whose son had a game as soon as our skating was over, popped his head in the door. I've never met this fellow, he was talking to one of the other parents. He mentioned how he hadn't even heard the Town alarm go off for this fire. I turned to him and said "don't feel bad, I sleep with one of the firemen and I didn't even hear his fire radio go off!" Judging by the look on his face, I guess I could have mentioned that the fireman I was sleeping with is actually my husband. Then again......the look was so much fun I think I'd rather keep him guessing !January 27 Colder than a witch's boobie!!!!Here I sit -21 with a windchill of -37..........that's pretty dern cold let me tell ya!!!! I had to go grocery shopping in this, I was NOT a happy camper!!! I had beer and pepperoni......but no fireplace, somehow it just wasn't the same. How is it that the hubby got the 2 car garage but my request for a fireplace fell on deaf ears?? Woe is me. I was talking to a buddy from Australia, well more like whining to a buddy from Australia, and he says to me "It's plus 23 here if that helps
 " and of course I smiled politely and promptly told him to KMA!!!! Don't ya love it when people brag!? At least I don't have to worry about kangaroo poop in my backyard! See it's all in how ya look at things, it may be cold here and warm there but I DON'T HAVE NO STINKIN KANGAROO POOP TO PICK UP! Okay so I'm grasping for the bright side, the elusive silver lining, I admit it!So I'm sure you've all noticed my lack of blogging, and trust me when I say it's not for lack of wanting to, and I think of all of you often, I just seem to get busier, I say busier because the alternative is to admit I'm getting old and tired and can't keep up with everything the way I used to LOL. It sucks really, because even when I think I do have a bit of extra time, something comes up, or I succumb to sleep! Imagine that, I actually try to sleep sometimes. I tells ya......my life is far too exciting somedays. If anyone has some sure fire tricks for finding more energy, please, please, pleaseeeeeee share them with me!
So a couple of weeks ago we headed out of town for a skating competition. The womanchild (whom by the way turns 17 in just 2 days-17 hours-11minutes) did not do quite as well as we thought she would. She did however have a great time otherwise. Costly little weekend, but I must admit we had a nice time as well. We are very lucky with most of the parents in the club, and get along quite nicely, so it can make for a fun and relaxing weekend, with lots of giggles! We do our best to behave whilst out in public, such as Boston Pizza................
 Well MOST of us try to behave! Mind you I do believe that father had mistaken my head for a big piece of headcheese! Afterall he was rather hungry the poor soul.
The wonderful puppy (belonging to the manchild that never stays home and takes care of her) named Maya is growing in leaps and bounds. And when I say leaps and bounds I mean that literally.......she leaps, and bounds, and chases my kitten, and chews on him, wait...chews on anything she can sink her teeth into, oi......but she's cute right???? She best be cute, else I'll feed her to the coyotes next chance I get!
 Maya at 5 weeks.......yea.....she's cute, in a devilish sort of way!
So I'm still alive and kicking. Thanks to Mr. No Name....if it weren't for your request I'd likely just be sitting here fretting over that poor Deere
 , egads man.........you need a woman!!!!!!December 24 Warm wishes from my home to yours..........while visions of sugar plums danced in our heads. Yea yea, blame it on the home made egg nog.......that stuff would make anyone see visions So it's Christmas Eve already.....I'm telling you.....they weren't kidding when they said ~time sure does fly~. Like the Concorde if you ask me. I was hoping I'd feel a bit rested by now. But....I'm just not lol, mind you, even though my day job's last day was friday, I worked bingo Saturday and Sunday, then spent 4 or so hours baking this afternoon. Perhaps all that is why I don't feel rested yet. Perhaps there are other reasons, who the heck knows, all I know is I wish there was something that would perk me up a wee bit. Anyway....nuff of that!!!
I have a new baby
......yes....yes I do! And I just love him to pieces. Except when he unravels ALL the toilet paper, or scrambles up my sofa, or purposely knocks his food all over the kitchen floor, or my all time personal favourite.....when I awaken from a deep sleep, feeling as though someone is staring me down to find this....... I'd like you all to meet ~Pookie~. Now anyone that is a Garfield fan will know why we chose the name Pookie. At first our Mr. Garfield was not overly thrilled with the new addition to the family, they spat and hissed at each other for the first 2 days. Then one day, when it was far too quiet, we decided to peek in the kitchen to see if Mr. Garfield had done away with lil Pookie. What we found was completely the opposite. It seems, that Mr. Garfield decided that he was a lover and not a fighter, he had Pookie pinned down with one paw, and was giving him the cleaning of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe once there was Garfield drool all over him he was acceptable!! All I know, with all the playing, and chasing going on around here, it sure has helped Mr. Garfield's waistline, trust me, that's a very good thing lol So here's hoping when the next addition joins our happy home, the kitty cats will be just as accepting with her, if not, give her a year, she'll be big enough to eat them....oi...
....meet Maya at 2 weeks.... Oh and yes......we are nuts thank you very much!
There you have it, I've been busy building my petting zoo.....and that hubby of mine.....keeps asking when he gets to be pet! Sheesh....can't he see I've got my hands full?
So it's off to the outlaws tomorrow, right after the opening of the gifts. As usual, I have mixed emotions, but here's hoping this year goes off without a hitch!
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas, may your day be filled with love and laughter. With that said, I'll leave you with a wee thought for the day, I hope it brings a smile and a giggle....
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